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Ancient Documents Show That Eve Feuded With Adam Over Fishing Trips With “Friend” Steve

Eve did not like Steve’s constant innuendos regarding his “snake”, and she even suggested that maybe Adam and Steve weren’t even fishing at all. Scholars remain puzzled at the discovery.

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Sistine Chapel Smoke Is False Alarm: Just Cardinals Relieving Their Glaucoma Symptoms

Jubilant followers of the Papal Conclave were ecstatic this morning when smoke already began to billow from the Sistine Chapel.

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Popemobile Listed For Sale on Vatican Craigslist

With the retirement of Pope Benedict XVI all but certain, savvy internet users have alerted the Free Wood Post to a recent posting found on vatican.craigslist.org which is believed to refer to the most recent Popemobile.

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Pope Benedict XVI Resigning Papacy To Coach Football At Penn State

The Vatican announced that Pope Benedict XVI will being leaving Rome and head to Pennsylvania to begin getting ready for next years football season as head coach of the Nittany Lions.

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Did Pac-Man Cause America’s Obesity Epidemic?

Is Pac-Man responsible for this country’s obesity problem? According to U.S. Representative John Marston (AZ), the answer is a resounding yes.

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GOP Celebrates New ‘PreSin’ Pregnancy Prevention Pill

On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.

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