Post Tagged with: "Trump"


Howard Schultz Reveals Selling $5 Cups Of Coffee Proves Many Gullible Enough To Vote For Him

In a political climate where just about any old white male billionaire thinks those features alone are enough to qualify for the presidency, former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz believes his chances are pretty good. 

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Woman Who Married For Fame And Cash Doesn’t Want Others To Play By Her Rules

“So many take advantage of way I came to US to make money, and now they want piece of pie. It my pie.”

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NEW: Trumpy Jr. Bear Comes With Prison Uniform To Change Into – Fun For All Ages

Due to high demand of this product, there may be a 6-8 week waiting period.

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Trump To Eliminate Birthright Citizenship; Finally Have Excuse To Deport Eric

To be honest, his reasoning does make a lot of sense. It will be interesting to see if Trump will get away with shredding the 14th Amendment of the Constitution.

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Jeff Flake Unable To Find Spine With Lips Still Firmly Attached To Trump’s Ass; Obstructs View

Thankfully, Flake will be leaving the United States Senate after this term, but a team of surgeons will be flown into Washington DC who are well versed in lips to ass attachment.

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Trump Tells Crowd Migrant Caravan Includes Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden

He seems to be hellbent on fearmongering hoping that his base won’t catch on.

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Trump Goes On Tweetstorm Over Rogue Caravan Heading To US Border

It’s rumored the president is looking at sending the military to stop the well-loved passenger van because he thinks they’re ugly.

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Racists Really Excited To Racist Together (VIDEO)

“The scene outside of the Donald Trump rally in Houston, Texas is being described by many as being like “Black Friday” but for racists, so, really, White Friday.”

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Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe John Miller really does exist.

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