Post Tagged with: "tea party"


Tea Party Says Wrong For Government to Profile; Muslim Man Being Anally Probed At Airport Agrees

Tea Party groups rallied recently to protest the fact that the IRS unfairly targeted them for audits based on their vocal opposition to taxes and their heavy involvement in politics.

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Tea Party Insists President Obama Call IRS Targeting Them An ‘Act of Terror’

The alleged targeting by the IRS has upset quite a few conservatives and the Tea Party insists that President Obama take action immediately by first and foremost calling the investigations an “act of terror.”

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Tea Party Worried Obama May Direct Asteroids Directly At Their Bunkers

One local Tea Party group in Arkansas is taking no chances. They have filed a petition with WhiteHouse.gov asking legislators to quickly question President Obama and his administration about the potential threat of asteroids being used to destroy their underground bunkers.

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U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia: “I’m Proud To Be a Douchebag”

I’ve had to make decisions on cases that would’ve devastated me financially if I upheld the Constitution and I couldn’t let that happen.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Tea Party Deficit Compromise Includes Nationalized Creationism Education

As both sides of the aisle try to reach some sort of agreement to reduce the deficit, the Tea Party is taking an extreme stance on not only increased tax revenue, but also what they want to do to change the structure of our public education system.

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Willing To Negotiate, Obama Offers To Set Up Isolationist Camps For Those Who Don’t Want To Pay Taxes

These camps will be known as “Subversion Camps” and will be open to any and all individuals who seek to resign their patriotism to their nation and give up all civic responsibility.

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Canada and Mexico Scramble to Build National Security Fences to Keep Out Republicans

While moving to Canada under a Republican presidency has long been suggested by American liberals, it appears the U.S.’s northern neighbor had never been concerned with the threat until it was made by the American right.

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Elderly Woman Admits: ‘I’m not really an independent, I’m lonely and like robocalls’

An elderly woman just outside of Cleveland, Ohio admitted to a Fox News crew that she really wasn’t an independent, but merely starved for attention.

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Knock, Knock Who’s There? Mormon Missionaries Targeting Homes With Romney Signs For Conversion

Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.

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