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President Obama Hires Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson To Head Secret Service

After several close calls both at the White House and the CDC, President Obama isn’t taking any more chances and has hired Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to head the Secret Service. “It was really a no-brainer,” said President Barack Obama in an exclusive interview to Free Wood Post. “The man’s a badass. I mean, have you seen his movies? I know I wouldn’t want to mess with him. With him in charge I don’t have to constantly be thinking about […]

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Kansas Bill Mandates Sterilization for Post-Abortion Women

Amidst the latest wave of anti-abortion legislation, the 69-page Kansas bill may be the most controversial. If passed, women in Kansas will be forced to undergo a tubal ligation within 6-months of having an abortion.

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Clinton Appointed to Secret Service Chaperone Position

On Tuesday, former President Bill Clinton was appointed to the position of Chaperone of the United States Secret Service.

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