Post Tagged with: "Sarah palin"


Bill Nye To Sarah Palin: ‘Why Are You Still Relevant?’

“Maybe that will be my next scientific discovery as the actual scientist that I am — uncovering the Theory of Relevancy regarding washed-up former politicians trying to hang on to whatever fame they have left.”

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Sarah Palin To Host New Show Where Contestants Decipher What She’s Saying

Will you be watching?

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Trump Boasts International Skills: Palin’s Endorsement Proof Country Of Alaska Supports Me

Republican Presidential ‘dopeful’ Donald Trump may not have any experience in international relations but at least he can identify other countries right? Apparently not.

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Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence

Her explanation is mind-boggling.

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Crazy Lady Endorses Racist Douchebag

Who didn’t see this coming?

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Thanks To Obama’s Actions, Mentally Unstable Woman Prevented From Purchasing New Gun

The FBI was contacted immediately following Obama’s announcement.

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Sarah Palin Blasts President Obama For Allowing El Nino Into America

Today Sarah Palin blasted President Obama for lax border policies which have allowed El Nino to sweep into America with no resistance.

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Donald Trump Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack (NSFW)

The billionaire with the hair has been naughtier than a pair of Republicans in a men’s bathroom.

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EXCLUSIVE: John McCain Apologizes To Supporters For Sarah Palin, “Inflicting Her On Our Proud Nation”

After news broke of Sarah Palin and her family getting into a drunken snowmobiling brawl, Sen. John McCain’s office reports they have been inundated with calls and emails from angry supporters who blame the Senator for introducing her to the nation. In response, the Senator has begun sending out letters apologizing. We obtained one such letter, which reads: Thank you for your note. Yes, I too was horrified when I read about Sarah Palin and her family getting in a […]

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Sarah Palin Knocks Self Unconscious Taking Ice Bucket Challenge

Earlier today, Sarah Palin knocked herself unconscious while participating in the Ice Bucket Challenge. Sponsored by the ALS Association, the Ice Bucket Challenge has participants film themselves pouring a bucket of water and ice over their heads. According to aides, Palin was unaware that the ice bucket was supposed to contain water and instead froze the entire bucket before dumping the large block of ice directly onto her own head. Unconscious, she was rushed to the hospital where doctors confirmed that […]

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