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Since Threatening War Turned GOP Into Doves, Obama To Begin Using Reverse Psychology With Everything

Who knew all it would take for Republicans to come out against war, their most favorite thing ever, was to simply have President Obama come out in favor of military action? We here at Free Wood Post certainly didn’t.

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Rick Perry Says Marriage Definition Should Be Left Up To Bigoted States

“We have a thing that’s written into the Constitution that says states can make up their own minds about these kinds of things. Some states are just more loving and accepting.”

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Supreme Court Decides Fate Of Heterosexual Divorce

Citing several thousand looming divorces within the heterosexual community and the abundance of shotgun weddings without a proper courting period the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of the dissolution of the allowance of heterosexual divorce in hopes that many will take the institution more seriously.

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Homosexuals Give Up on Gay Marriage in Favor of Traditional, Biblical Marriage

Many frustrated homosexuals have decided to give up on their plans to have a “gay marriage” and instead have focused on having a traditional, biblical marriage.

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Homosexual Couple Admits Sole Purpose of Their Marriage Is To Ruin Sanctity of Marriage

Edna and Matilda Hamilton, a newlywed lesbian couple from Queens, New York, have been spotlighted as openly flaunting the sole purpose of their marriage as to destroy marriage for straight people the country over as outwardly as they flaunt their sexual orientation.

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