Post Tagged with: "Republican"


Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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Smarmy Douchebag Desperately Seeks Way To Make People Hate Him More

Well, this is certainly one way to do it.

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

‘A’ for effort?

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Paul Ryan Makes It Clear He Really Wants Nothing To Do With Helping America

“I’m kind of an asshole…”

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Trump Reveals Controversial New Mustache

Ted Cruz: “I actually kinda like it. I don’t know, there’s something about it that just looks really right to me. I can’t grow facial hair myself but good for him. Good choice.”

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GOP Rivals: Trump Only Pretending To Hold Horrific Republican Views

Each is pointing to evidence that Trump has not always held the horrific views that characterize the Republican party.

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President Obama Declares Last Night’s CNN GOP Debate ‘National Disaster’

Obama, knowing that this sort of display is simply unacceptable, made an emergency declaration Friday morning from the Oval Office.

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Groundhog Sees Republican Candidate List, Predicts Six More Months of Assholes

A crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early this morning, awaiting the emergence of the famed groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil.

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Most Of America Pretty Sure Ted Cruz Is A Slimeball (POLL)

“After five minutes of hearing him speak you suddenly feel the need to shower.”

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George W. Bush Writes Thank You Note To GOP Candidates For Making Him Look Smart

He bought new Crayolas just for the occasion.

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