Post Tagged with: "republican party"


Romney’s Plan to Restore America Considers Re-instituting Slavery to Gain Economic Edge in Global Economy

Mitt Romney said today at a rally in Mississippi that “slavery is what built this great nation and its what it will take to rebuild it.”

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Paul Ryan’s Lies Are Good for the Economy, Creating Jobs Whenever he Speaks

After his speech at the Republican National Convention, a hiring boom was reported in the fact-checker sector.

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Rush Limbaugh Exposes Himself Publicly as Massive Fraud

Conservative talk-show hoax Rush Limbaugh confessed today at a press conference that his entire career has been a joke, a really bad joke.

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Romney Campaign Leak: Embrace Rap to Attract Black Voters

Sources close to the Romney campaign recently leaked that Romney would profess his appreciation for rap music and make references to rappers as a strategy to attract African-American voters.

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“Switzerland is a little b-tch”–Tea Party Congressional freshman’s response to Swiss neutrality

On Tuesday, GOP members of the Committee on Foreign Affairs brought up the neutrality of Switzerland while discussing U.S. involvement in Afghanistan and threats from Iran and North Korea.

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Paul Ryan Proposes Sending Seniors to Newt Gingrich’s Moon Colony

Republican House Budget Committee Chairman, Paul Ryan (R-WI), may have thought he had a major victory when his controversial budget plan passed in the Republican-controlled House, but his latest proposal is sure to make the tea party darling fill up on all the Pomade in the world.

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Joe Arpaio Demands To See Birth Certificate of Obama’s Hypothetical Son

Opening up a new chapter in the birther saga, conservative Maricopa County Sheriff and diehard birther, Joe Arpaio, recently called for President Obama to release the long form birth certificate of his hypothetical son.

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Republicans Search For Viable Candidate – Security Tightened At Reagan Grave

Following last week’s debate, RNC Chairman Reince Priebus was quoted saying, “After listening to the crowds chants of ‘Reagan! Reagan!’ and as each candidate paid homage to the former president it suddenly occurred to me that we didn’t need a candidate who merely exemplified Reagan, we needed the actual man.

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Republicans Will Approve Unemployment Extension If Checks Go To Koch Bros.

The president might see his goal of an unemployment extension passed on the condition that all of the unemployed’s weekly benefits go to the billionaire Koch Bros.

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Rick Perry Proud Of Prisoner Execution Record

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry told reporters he is so gosh darn proud of executing 253 death row inmates. Everything is bigger in Texas, and that also means the number of fried inmates.

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