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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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Trump Reveals Controversial New Mustache

Ted Cruz: “I actually kinda like it. I don’t know, there’s something about it that just looks really right to me. I can’t grow facial hair myself but good for him. Good choice.”

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Trump: ‘Francis Better Watch Out Or I’ll Run For Pope’

“Before long, it’ll be known as Trumpican City, because I am Trump and I Can!”

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Trump Boasts International Skills: Palin’s Endorsement Proof Country Of Alaska Supports Me

Republican Presidential ‘dopeful’ Donald Trump may not have any experience in international relations but at least he can identify other countries right? Apparently not.

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Bill O’Reilly Says He’ll Leave U.S. If Sanders Wins, Sanders’ Poll Numbers Skyrocket

O’Reilly stated “If Bernie Sanders gets elected president, I’m fleeing. I’m going to Ireland.” Even contender Hillary Clinton rang in saying, “When I heard that, I even considered voting for Bernie.”

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Obama To Trump: ‘Perhaps Ignorant Racists Should Wear Special ID Badges Too’

For President Obama, the political correctness gloves have been taken off and placed firmly up Donald Trump’s butt.

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Fast Food Worker Refuses to Serve Overweight Customers Citing Religious Beliefs

“Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins and is an affront to the Lord. I cannot go against his teachings and enable people’s sinful lifestyle.”

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Donald Trump Exposed In Ashley Madison Hack (NSFW)

The billionaire with the hair has been naughtier than a pair of Republicans in a men’s bathroom.

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Jon Stewart Exploring Senate Run With Eye On Presidency

According to sources close to the retiring host of the popular Daily Show, Stewart has formed an exploratory committee for a 2016 Senate run.

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Hillary Clinton: ‘It’s Time to Break the Ass Ceiling’

No one can say that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton minces words.

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