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NASCAR’s NRA 500 Open To All Drivers, No Background Checks Or Safety Training Necessary

NASCAR feels very strongly about everyone’s right to compete in this American past-time no matter what the criminal record or bad driving shows, or even if the driving operators are drunk and untrained. In fact, they feel the more cars on the speedway the safer it will be for everyone.

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NRA Backs Down, Admits Carrying Handguns Would Not Have Saved Dinosaurs From Extinction

“It was a careless comment by one of our staff,” admits the Association’s CEO Wayne LaPierre. “Historical speculation can only go so far – it’s fine if you’re talking about 1775, but we can’t speak with any authority on prehistoric events.

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Government: If We Do Come After You, Your Guns Won’t Do Shit

In a wake-up call to passionate second-amendment defenders everywhere, the US Government today released a statement explaining that in the event that the government really wants to come in and seize everything that matters to you, your silly homegrown little collection of firearms won’t help you.

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Man With Small Penis Worried Obama Will Take Away His Right To Overcompensate

It wasn’t long after the string of recent massacres that Eddie Johlen started to worry about himself. In fact, many Americans were feeling the same way. This fear for some is all-encompassing and for many it takes over their every thought.

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Man With Multiple Facebook Posts About Loving Guns Proves He May Be Slightly Crazy — Police Investigate

In the outpouring of opinions on Facebook from both sides one area man near Odessa Texas has apparently gone a little overboard. Every five minutes he’s either posting a status update, an image, or reposting something someone else has posted in regards to his second amendment right.

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Ted Nugent and Alex Jones “Accidentally” Shoot Each Other

The two had been discussing how stupid Americans are and how you’d have to be a complete idiot not to know how to handle a gun. “That’s when their guns discharged and they shot each other.”

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Study: Increased Availability of Cigarettes Leading to Decline in Smoking

The federal government has been working with the CID for about 30 years increasing the availability of loopholes and tax breaks to the wealthy, giving them more money to diminish the U.S. poverty rate.

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Vegas Loses Big on Bet that NRA Was Going to be Rational This Time

The odds are now “decent” on bets that the NRA will seek to expand gun rights to domestic pets and certain farm animals.

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NRA President Wayne LaPierre: “Let’s arm our babies!”

While LaPierre was quick to blame the media and the entertainment industry for the incident, he also argued there was a proactive solution to prevent such future tragedies: arm newborn babies.

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NRA Announces Partnership With McDonald’s To Combat Childhood Obesity

Using their logic that “more guns make you safer” they are confident that the availability of more fast food to children will curtail the growing obesity epidemic.

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