Post Tagged with: "New Jersey"


With His Love For American Entertainment Kim Jong Un Auditions For New Episodes Of Jersey Shore

  It seems the rumors have been confirmed — with Kim Jong Un’s new haircut making headlines, his desire to be on the all new episodes of Jersey Shore have come closer to reality. Un’s love for American entertainment is no secret, and now with this new Pauly D ‘do it’s safe to assume he’s ready to make his big debut. The only catch may be that he will have to film episodes in North Korea because he will likely not […]

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Chris Christie Offers Traffic Advice For Superbowl

Chris Christie, although embroiled in a massive scandal over his administration’s closure of the most heavily used bridge in the country, including wall-to-wall media coverage and a growing  US Attorney’s investigation, Chris Christie is offering traffic advice for the Superbowl. Chris Christie, a Cowboys fan, wants to help Seahawks and Broncos fans Seeing as Chris Christie is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan and that they missed the playoffs, he wants to give a little payback to the Denver Broncos. The Denver […]

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Chris Christie: “The real victim here is me”

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie came under fire in a press conference this morning regarding the George Washington Bridge lane closures that tied up traffic for days. The governor was visibly upset that his staff could do such a thing. “I’m outraged that my trusted aid Bridget Anne Kelly would do such a thing. She knows better how to get information across without it being leaked to the press. I honestly thought I had trained her better. The real victim […]

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NJ Gov. Chris Christie Unveils Obamacare Online Slot Game

NJ Governor Chris Christie legalized online gambling in the state of New Jersey, making it even easier to develop a major gambling addiction, and online gambling began in earnest last week. Obviously there is nothing but “Medical Marijuana” Anonymous groups throughout the greater United States, so Chris Christie is only thinking about the children by making highly addictive, life-savings child-like games legally available online. Chris Christie Offers Obamacare Slot Game “People’s personal health has always been a volatile gamble, exploited by […]

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Christie Drinks Blood Of Public School Teacher At Victory Rally

NJ Governor Chris Christie is famous for his public feuds with public school teachers, so it was only natural that he eventually completely lost his cool with one.

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Gov. Chris Christie: “I need the gays to know I just hate them for being who they are”

While many from the LGBT community at first saw this new law as a step in the right direction they are quickly waking up to the fact that they are being shoved under the bus on purpose.

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Federal Government Declares Donald Trump’s Hair A “Disaster Area”

Usually this sort of declaration must involve a committee and lengthy reviews, but based on the severity of the situation, both President Obama and Governor Christie agreed that they needed to put away their political differences and address the situation.

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Romney on Hurricane Sandy Aftermath: “It Reminds Me of When I Was a Child and Had To Clean My Room”

“It was overwhelming, it was terrible in fact, but I rolled up my sleeves and began to pick it all up and put it back together piece by piece.”

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Ryan Plans to Offer Vouchers to Residents of New Jersey Coast

During several stops along the way, Ryan met with anxious residents to reassure them that once elected, a Romney-Ryan administration would provide them with all the vouchers they needed to rebuild their shattered lives.

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