Post Tagged with: "Megyn Kelly"


Known Racist Megyn Kelly Not Sure Why People Are So Surprised She’s Still Racist

“I don’t know why they’re so surprised I would say something like this. It wasn’t like I ever hid my racism.”

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Megyn Kelly Warning To Trump Ahead Of Debate: I’m Menstruating

Trump has expressed doubts about attending Thursday’s debate if Kelly, the Fox News host with whom he clashed at the August debates, is not removed as a moderator.

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Trump Boasts On Fox News, Thankful He’s Not A ‘Loser Like The Rest Of America’

In what was supposed to be a lighthearted interview, the Republican presidential candidate dropped a bombshell.

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Megyn Kelly: “Every Significant Historical Figure Has Been White”

Megyn Kelly of Fox News is at it again. Just last week she faced a public backlash when she announced that both Santa and Jesus were white. She tried to backtrack on the comment after many late night comedians used her as fodder for their shows, pointing out that one, Santa isn’t real and the historical figure he is based on Saint Nicholas was Turkish and likely brown skinned and two, that Jesus was Middle Eastern and also brown skinned. […]

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Santa Responds To Megyn Kelly: ‘I Watch MSNBC And You Know Nothing Of My Work’

Fox News’ Megyn Kelly caused quite a stir this week when she insisted that both Santa and Jesus are white. But while Megyn Kelly probably just thought that she was speaking only to a group of misinformed and angry white people, she actually reached Santa Claus himself.   Santa Responds to Fox News’ Megyn Kelly:   “I only watch MSNBC and Megyn Kelly knows nothing of my work” said an irate Santa during Blitzen’s podcast  But even though Santa never watches Fox […]

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Megyn Kelly: “The men on Fox News really are douchebags, aren’t they?!”

“They need to step into the 21st century and realize women are just as capable as men to both work and have a family. I’m sure if it were up to them, I’d be home barefoot churning butter with 14 kids toddling around.”

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Norquist Admits He Seeks Revenge Through Power After Being Picked Last For Dodgeball In Junior High

“Now I seek legislative power, and have worked my entire career making sure I get back at those kids who treated me so poorly. I make sure I stand up for big business only, which will squash any of their dreams and aspirations. “

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Fox News Reminds Viewers How Much President Obama Botched Things During Katrina

Fox News anchors have been discussing just how badly then-president Obama handled disaster relief in the wake of hurricane Katrina, one of the deadliest weather-related disasters the United States has ever known.

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Fox News Correspondent: Too Much Exercise Makes You Fat

According to all human knowledge and common sense, it is widely known that exercise will help you lose weight, gain muscle mass, and become healthier.

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