Post Tagged with: "Jan Brewer"


Arizona’s Gov. Brewer Announces Adopt-a-Gun Program

A Public Disservice Announcement: Somewhere in Phoenix, Arizona a lonely AK-47 awaits its execution. Feeling alone and unwanted, covered in dust and grime it gazes out into a future that it knows it will never see. Only four years old, this heartbroken AK-47 was abandoned by its owners at a “Turn in Your Gun” event. Its fate? Destruction. Soon it will have its very essence violently torn away by the hands of liberal heathens. The promise it once held, the […]

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Republicans Caught Creating Fake Polling Stations

This is the most blatant attempt by Republicans to disenfranchise liberal voters, however it is far from the only instance.

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GOP Celebrates New ‘PreSin’ Pregnancy Prevention Pill

On Monday, the FDA gave final approval to the financially troubled KV Pharmaceutical for their “Afternoon-Before” pregnancy prevention pill. The pill, referred to as “PreSin” works by suppressing sexual desires prior to engaging in a sexual act.

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Arizona Bill will Ban Subversive Latino Music from Radio

If Governor Jan Brewer gets her way, Arizona radio stations will soon be prohibited from playing Latino music over the airwaves.

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Arizona Now Requiring Monthly Ultrasounds For All Women

Another bill in a long series of new laws in Arizona regarding women’s health has just been passed and is on its way to Gov. Jan Brewer next week where she is expected to undoubtedly sign it.

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Famous Statue of Liberty Sonnet to be Replaced

Next week, Congress will vote on a measure to replace the final five lines of the famous sonnet “New Colossus” on the Statue of Liberty with a poem written by Arizona Republican Governor, Jan Brewer.

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Gov. Jan Brewer: Migrant Workers Are Just In It For The Money

The much talked about Republican Governor of Arizona is upset that migrant workers are just coming here for the money. Apparently she is upset that the migrants are not here to work in the beautiful Arizona sunshine for the fresh air and free exercise.

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