Post Tagged with: "Iraq"


Halliburton: $39.5 Billion From Iraq Wasn’t Enough, Excited For Possibility Of More

Well if there’s anyone who’s definitely ready to get deeper into Iraq it’s those over at Halliburton. In fact, they seem giddy. The current Halliburton Chairman is over the moon that there may be a continuing conflict in Iraq. “That’s where all the best contracts come from, but from 2003 on we were only able to pull in measly $39 and a half billion. I mean, that’s after Cheney… err.. umm… I mean, after we were promised by an undisclosed […]

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Man Who F*cked Up Iraq Criticizes Man Piecing It Back Together

If there’s anyone who knew how Iraq would turn out, it’s Dick Cheney, yet he pushed for the war anyway. Now, he can’t seem to stop criticizing President Obama who’s currently trying to stop ISIS from devouring the region. A region that was left up for grabs because the US invaded, occupied, and created a power vacuum. “It’s not my fault,” said former Vice President Dick Cheney in an exclusive interview to Free Wood Post. “It’s President Obama’s fault for […]

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US Threatens To Topple ISIS By Releasing Nude Photos Of Joe Biden

President Obama and his foreign policy team have been scratching their heads in a thus far deliberative attempt to figure out how to break up ISIS. The well-financed and armed international Islamic group of terrorists inflicting pain and misery in Iraq and Syria.  The sheer magnitude of, and its massive amounts of money, combined with the fact that President Obama and the American people aren’t eager to jump back into Iraq, has puzzled the president and his team. However, videos […]

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Rick Perry Reveals His Plan For Iraq

Not that anyone really asked him, but Governor Rick Perry (R-TX) has let the world know what he would do in regards to escalating violence in Iraq. “My idea is three-fold — First, I would leave my post as Governor of Texas and find the nearest phone booth. Which, quite honestly, is hard to do these days due to the popularity of mobile devices. Then I would tear open my shirt revealing my true identity as Super Perry, rip off […]

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Bush Claims ‘Affluenza’ Caused Him to Enter Iraq

It appears George W. Bush still does not regret the Iraq war, however, he has found a new reason as to why he made that fateful decision–affluenza. During a recent interview on Fox News, host Chris Wallace asked former President George W. Bush whether or not he regretted his decision to send troops into Iraq.  The former President’s response was both candid and shocking. BUSH: Well, Chris, as the decider I had to make hard decisions while in office.  I  never […]

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could’ve been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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Bush now just lounging around the house, playing lots of “Risk”

Almost four years after he left the Oval Office, President Bush is apparently still having trouble adjusting to life as a “regular” person.

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