Post Tagged with: "GOP"


Most Of America Pretty Sure Ted Cruz Is A Slimeball (POLL)

“After five minutes of hearing him speak you suddenly feel the need to shower.”

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George W. Bush Writes Thank You Note To GOP Candidates For Making Him Look Smart

He bought new Crayolas just for the occasion.

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Ben Carson To Wake Up Just In Time For Tonight’s Debate

Coffee also on standby to make sure he stays awake throughout the broadcast.

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Trump Announces Running Mate — Himself

“I don’t need any of these losers by my side when I can do the job myself.”

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Lindsey Graham After Dropping Out: ‘The Republican Party Is F*cked’

The senator from South Carolina did NOT hold back.

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Republicans Send Out Mandatory ‘Thoughts And Prayers’ Auto-Reply After Shooting

The responses are crafted to look like they care without actually caring enough to do anything about gun violence.

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Potential Life On Mars Already Smarter Than GOP

NASA is even rumored to be sending a rover into the Republican National Convention in 2016 to search for any intelligent life.

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As Boehner Pulls Out He Leaves A Giant Mess To Clean Up

… and a lot of scattered tissues.

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The Alamo Sold To Foreign Corporation

Remember the Alamo! Well, you can forget it. Republicans have found a new way to line their pockets and fill their campaign coffers; selling off federal lands and historical sites.

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Hospitals On Stand By Awaiting GOP Debate Drinking Game Participants

With the likelihood of an abundance of patients to overrun hospitals nationwide after the first Republican presidential debate, several hospitals have made sure they are heavily staffed and on stand by to receive the influx of potential patients playing drinking games.

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