Post Tagged with: "GOP"


Republicans Reveal Greatest Threat Is Counting And Math

“We’d win every time if it weren’t for those darn numbers.”

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Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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Smarmy Douchebag Desperately Seeks Way To Make People Hate Him More

Well, this is certainly one way to do it.

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Team Up To Prove Two Negatives Equal A Positive

‘A’ for effort?

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Paul Ryan Makes It Clear He Really Wants Nothing To Do With Helping America

“I’m kind of an asshole…”

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GOP Rivals: Trump Only Pretending To Hold Horrific Republican Views

Each is pointing to evidence that Trump has not always held the horrific views that characterize the Republican party.

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President Obama Declares Last Night’s CNN GOP Debate ‘National Disaster’

Obama, knowing that this sort of display is simply unacceptable, made an emergency declaration Friday morning from the Oval Office.

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Mitch McConnell To America: Fuck You

The Senate Majority Leader didn’t mince words when emerging from his closed door meeting to screw over the nation.

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Obama Vows To Spend Remainder Of Presidency Finding Cure For Republican Insanity

“There is a virulent strain of insanity attacking the Republican party and I vow here and now, to spend the remainder of my presidency trying to find a cure for it.”

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Groundhog Sees Republican Candidate List, Predicts Six More Months of Assholes

A crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early this morning, awaiting the emergence of the famed groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil.

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