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Man With Multiple Facebook Posts About Loving Guns Proves He May Be Slightly Crazy — Police Investigate

In the outpouring of opinions on Facebook from both sides one area man near Odessa Texas has apparently gone a little overboard. Every five minutes he’s either posting a status update, an image, or reposting something someone else has posted in regards to his second amendment right.

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Toyota Announces Massive Recall for Unreleased Vehicle

This week, Toyota Motor Corporation, announced another massive vehicle recall. In a press release issued on Thursday, Toyota informed the public that “we will be recalling 2-million 2014 Toyota Rav4s due to a faulty passenger seat.”

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Did Pac-Man Cause America’s Obesity Epidemic?

Is Pac-Man responsible for this country’s obesity problem? According to U.S. Representative John Marston (AZ), the answer is a resounding yes.

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Facebook’s New Privacy Policy Allows Access to Personal Email Accounts

Facebook is facing criticism this week as it unveils a new privacy policy that allows them access to users’ private email accounts. According to page 273 of the policy, “Facebook has the right to access user email accounts in order to obtain data to better customize the Facebook experience.

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TwinkieGate Investigator Probes Obama About Little Debbie Affair

Popular food-like snack company Hostess announced that they are ceasing production of their iconic treats. Shocked Americans demand answers! Is the post-election timing just a coincidence? Or is there a greater conspiracy brewing?

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Millions of FaceBook Users Plan to Retire to Farmville After the Election

A recent Free Wood Post poll shows that millions of Facebook users plan to retire to Farmville after the 2012 Presidential Election.

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Knock, Knock Who’s There? Mormon Missionaries Targeting Homes With Romney Signs For Conversion

Reports coming in all across America show that scores of sharp dressed Mormon missionaries have been unleashed on the God-fearing public and are targeting homes with Romney signs in the yard for their religious conversions.

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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Source: Facebook Making Money From Subscribers’ Organ Donations

In financial filings by Facebook, Inc., recently obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, it has been revealed that the company receives a small fee for every internal organ which is donated by a deceased Facebook subscriber.

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Pat Robertson And Chuck Norris Vow To Save Us From ‘AntiChrist Obama’s Reign Of Darkness And Terror’

TV evangelist Pat Robertson and martial arts superhero Chuck Norris joined forces rallying together at a worldwide prayer event asking God to send Jesus down a little early and save us from 1000 years of darkness.

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