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Paul Ryan: Melting Of Polar Ice Caps Is God’s Way Of Gifting Us Oil

According to Rep. Paul Ryan, although God often works in mysterious ways, clearly the deity’s stance on our nation’s energy policy is to drill, drill and drill some more.

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Clinton Appointed to Secret Service Chaperone Position

On Tuesday, former President Bill Clinton was appointed to the position of Chaperone of the United States Secret Service.

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Captain America Defects to Canada

April 11, 2012 marks a historic and sad day for the people of United States of America. Their most beloved hero, Captain America, has decided to defect to Canada.

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Santorum Scores ‘6’ on NFL’s Wonderlic Test

Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum made an egregious error yesterday when he accidentally released a completed copy of his Wonderlic Test to the media.

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EPA Scientists Say “We Quit!” – Agency to Close Immediately

The EPA announcement comes at the end of a tumultuous period in which the scientific community has been regularly attacked by religious conservatives and big business lobbyists.

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