Post Tagged with: "election"


Howard Schultz Reveals Selling $5 Cups Of Coffee Proves Many Gullible Enough To Vote For Him

In a political climate where just about any old white male billionaire thinks those features alone are enough to qualify for the presidency, former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz believes his chances are pretty good. 

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REPORT: Hillary’s Hands Biggest Of All Running

“She’s clearly ready to kick ass and take names.”

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Most Of America Pretty Sure Ted Cruz Is A Slimeball (POLL)

“After five minutes of hearing him speak you suddenly feel the need to shower.”

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Trump Announces Running Mate — Himself

“I don’t need any of these losers by my side when I can do the job myself.”

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Email Uncovers Trump Has Been Working For Hillary This Whole Time

It’s really no wonder Hillary Clinton has been trying to keep her emails under wraps these days.

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Donald Trump: I Love Racist People, Because Racist People Love Me

It’s no secret Donald Trump will take any support he can get from anyone, anywhere, at any time. Being the businessman that he is, he knows there’s no such thing as bad press, and no such thing as too much support, because just like with a business, a dollar earned is a dollar earned — the same goes for earning a vote.

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GOP To Announce Who’s Not Running For President In Effort To Make Things Easier

With Republican after Republican lining up for their chance at the Oval Office in 2016, the Republican National Committee (RNC) has just announced that they will be releasing a list of names that will include everyone who will not be running for the Republican nomination. The list, about 14 names long, includes John Boehner and Mitch McConnell — they know too many people hate them, so really — why bother? This year, more than any other seems like many are […]

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Ben Carson: I Chose To Be Straight

It’s not often a presidential hopeful is this open and honest when discussing sexual orientation, but Dr. Ben Carson isn’t your ordinary candidate.

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Romney’s Poverty Solution: Just Sweep Them Under The Rug

According to Mitt Romney who wouldn’t admit income inequality existed back in 2012, income inequality is one of the worst problems in the United States. Well, to keep in line with his previous views of the bottom 47% he deems moochers, he’s come up with a plan to get rid of income inequality once and for all — sweep them under the rug. In an exclusive interview with Free Wood Post Romney said: “You see, income inequality doesn’t have to […]

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American Voters: Things Were Getting Too Good, Time To Crash The Economy Again

After six years of lowering the deficit, giving millions of people access to health care, ending two wars, getting Bin Laden, 55 straight months of private sector job growth, the stock market at record highs, gas prices dropping, marriage equality spreading across the nation, etc. many Americans decided things were getting too good. “All I could think over the past year was, whoa America, slow your roll!” said Hank from North Carolina. “I mean, how long can this success last? […]

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