Post Tagged with: "election 2016"


Ted Cruz Already Announces Jesus Christ As His Running-Mate For 2016

  Not long after his much-awaited announcement in front of a required attendance audience at Liberty University, Ted Cruz made another announcement. This time seeming a little premature, and well, slightly crazy. Pretty much assuming he’ll win the Republican nomination for president, Cruz took to social media and his website to announce his running-mate. And who better to choose than a person who will undoubtedly lock down the Christian evangelical vote — Jesus Christ. Now, I know what you’re thinking […]

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With Election Around The Corner, Top GOP Officials Suggest Using Hologram Reagan For 2016

As the Republican primary gets closer and closer, and with so many still having their eyes set on the White House, top Republican officials are starting to get nervous.

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Christie Drinks Blood Of Public School Teacher At Victory Rally

NJ Governor Chris Christie is famous for his public feuds with public school teachers, so it was only natural that he eventually completely lost his cool with one.

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Jeb Bush Changing His Last Name To Reagan To Better His Chances In 2016

He is quite aware of the stigma attached to his last name ever since his brother turned out to be one of the worst presidents in United States history.

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Hillary Clinton Beginning New Campaign

She’s bringing this campaign of finally putting her feet up straight to her couch in upstate New York.

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