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George W. Bush Writes Thank You Note To GOP Candidates For Making Him Look Smart

He bought new Crayolas just for the occasion.

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Bush Claims ‘Affluenza’ Caused Him to Enter Iraq

It appears George W. Bush still does not regret the Iraq war, however, he has found a new reason as to why he made that fateful decision–affluenza. During a recent interview on Fox News, host Chris Wallace asked former President George W. Bush whether or not he regretted his decision to send troops into Iraq.  The former President’s response was both candid and shocking. BUSH: Well, Chris, as the decider I had to make hard decisions while in office.  I  never […]

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Darrell Issa Blames Obama For Not Traveling Back In Time To Stop Bush’s Lies Which Led To War

It seems that Fox News and Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) want to get to the bottom of this travesty. They are appalled that the American people could’ve been lied to so vehemently at the cost of thousands of American military lives and hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians.

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“Stop Blaming Hitler!” Says Neo-Nazi Group

Secretive neo-Nazi and white supremacist group “You Can Nazi Us” released a statement yesterday, protesting historical objections to Adolf Hitler and his impact upon the history of Nazi Germany during the World War II era.

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Bush Tears Up at Presidential Library Dedication as He Fondly Recalls Days of Waterboarding

“What’s that? It’s illegal? What, the waterboarding? Well, I asked my lawyer if it was illegal, and he said that it was. But he also said that fixing an election was illegal, and since I got away with that, I figured, ‘What the hell?’

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Bush Presidential Library Steals Children’s Books from Local Schools

  Librarians from public schools in Dallas, Texas have asked that the Bush Presidential Library return the tens of thousands of children’s books that were borrowed for last week’s opening. John Swift, head of the Library’s selection staff had the difficult task of filling the library’s shelves for a President who frankly “ doesn’t read ‘wordy books’ too much.” President Bush and Swift visited local schools to find books that represented the man and the Presidency. “We examined books with a wide […]

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GOP Votes Down U.N. Disabilities Measure, Rolls Former Senator Bob Dole Out Back Near Dumpsters

Former Republican Senator Bob Dole made a courageous and spirited defense of the United Nations Convention on the Rights of Persons With Disabilities, but his fellow Republicans defeated its ratification and rolled the honorable Senator out back of the Capitol and left him near the dumpsters. He was discovered 3 hours later and Congressional staffers claimed a simple oversight.

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