Post Tagged with: "Boehner"


Latest GOP Proposal Ends Shutdown In Exchange For Pony

“Look, we’ve tried to attach the dismantling of Obamacare as part of the deal for raising the debt ceiling. It’s been a colossal failure, but we still need to get something out of this or we will look foolish. A pony accomplishes this goal.”

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President Obama Bringing In Child Psychologist To Help Congress Sort Out Their Differences

It is the hope of the president that the psychologist will be able to help Congress sort out their differences in a mature manner and suggest appropriate discipline on the most out of line members of the House and Senate.

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Hurricane Sandy Victims to John Boehner: Go F*ck Yourself

Using John Boehner’s own words to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, the victims of Hurricane Sandy have let the Speaker of the House of Representatives know how they feel about his lack of bringing storm aid to a vote before the end of the 112th Congress.

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Norway Announces Taxes on Own Oil Industry: Seething US Congress Lashes Out

Citing recent US Congressional efforts to ban regulations of CO2 emissions and mercury as “the single dumbest-ass things we’ve ever heard of”, Solhfjell said, “US Congressional leaders may get huge financial contributions from the US oil and gas industries but – call us freaks – we here in Scandanavia think our children’s health and welfare, and the livability of our planet, is more important”.

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House Calls for Additional Troops to Fight War on Women

This week the House approved a measure to allocate additional troops to fight the war on women.

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Romney Grants Amnesty to Aliens: Spock, Superman, and E.T.

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney released a clear statement today on his plan for dealing with illegal aliens here in the United States: amnesty for Mr. Spock, Superman, and E.T.

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Giant Asteroid Approaches Earth But Passes on Causing an Impact

On Tuesday, an asteroid the size of a $6.2 billion Nimitz aircraft carrier came within 201,700 miles (324,600km) of the earth, according to NASA scientist S. Kevin Larrison.

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Congressional Republicans Submit a Bill to Ban Atheism

In a Christian gesture, Congressional Republicans introduce H.R. 1822 to protect the faithful against dissent and free speech.

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