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Man Spends Entire Lunch Break Writing Vitriolic Screed Against Unions

Local factory worker Ted Burns spent his entire lunch break today at the factory writing a lengthy and vitriolic screed against the mere existence of unions in America. “My great grandfather worked at this exact factory 100 years ago, and he didn’t need no stinking union. He just pulled up his bootstraps every day and limped himself to work (he had gotten his foot caught in a machine that hadn’t been maintained). They called him “Squinty” on account of him […]

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Obama Offers To Raise Welfare Benefits If Recipients Vote For Him

Coming into the home stretch of the 2012 election cycle, the Obama campaign has come up with a new strategy to assure votes coming in from lower-income individuals and families reliant upon welfare benefits.

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