Post Tagged with: "Barack Obama"


Billy Graham Quietly Adds Mormonism Back To Cult List

A week after his controversial pre-election removal of Mormonism from a list of cults on the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association web site, it has been quietly added back.

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GOP: “God Must be Dead”

“So I really don’t think this was God’s plan. He is simply not that cruel. There’s got to be another explanation– so the only answer is that sadly, there must no longer be a God.”

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Limbaugh: Obama Destroyed An Entire Industry Seconds After “Winning” Election

Rush Limbaugh spent three hours of his radio program this morning blaming President Barack Obama for immediately destroying an entire industry just seconds after winning the election Tuesday night.

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Romney Gracious In Defeat Due To Frequent Practice

“Hey, losing is still pretty lucrative. I crashed a ton of companies at Bain and still got paid. No worries, my friends. And I assume after this, Fox News will be calling to sign me up for something. Heck, they gave that Palin lady a job.”

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Romney “Day One” Plans Now Involve Watching Season 3 of “Lost” on Netflix

“I heard it’s pretty good. I don’t know though. A polar bear on an island? A smoke monster? How long can they drag this thing out? I just hope that they explain everything at the end. I can’t take another one of those “Seinfeld” or “Sopranos” endings.”

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Republicans Caught Creating Fake Polling Stations

This is the most blatant attempt by Republicans to disenfranchise liberal voters, however it is far from the only instance.

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Romney Accuses Obama Supporters of Hassling Good People of Ohio Door-to-Door

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney accused the Obama campaign of sending supporters door to door to “hassle the good people of Ohio” in the recent months and claimed that it has gotten even worse in recent weeks. He says that it’s an intrusion on fine people who are just minding their own business at home and it must be stopped.

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Federal Government Declares Donald Trump’s Hair A “Disaster Area”

Usually this sort of declaration must involve a committee and lengthy reviews, but based on the severity of the situation, both President Obama and Governor Christie agreed that they needed to put away their political differences and address the situation.

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Sandy’s “Blame Game” More Destructive Than Storm As Pundits Fight For Attention Grabbing Headlines And Photo Ops.

There was dissent among the ranks though; while Robertson blamed the gays Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck spewed their theory illustrating how this is ultimately Obama’s fault with his Socialist programs and environmental pandering.

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Hell Houses Attempt To Turn Up The Heat This Halloween

Recent years have seen hell house attendances dwindling as young people are no longer bothered by the horrific images that these church productions exhibit.

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