Racists Really Excited To Racist Together (VIDEO)

Racists Really Excited To Racist Together (VIDEO)

“The scene outside of the Donald Trump rally in Houston, Texas is being described by many as being like “Black Friday” but for racists, so, really, White Friday.”

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Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe John Miller really does exist.

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President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

It’s only fair, right?

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Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Good on Ryan for putting the nation before his party.

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First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

It had to happen sooner or later.

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Fuck

Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Poor wittle Teddy haz a sad.

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Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

She can only appear in daylight for moments at a time.

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Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Well, we knew this was coming…

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Jeff Flake Unable To Find Spine With Lips Still Firmly Attached To Trump’s Ass; Obstructs View

Jeff Flake Unable To Find Spine With Lips Still Firmly Attached To Trump’s Ass; Obstructs View

Thankfully, Flake will be leaving the United States Senate after this term, but a team of surgeons will be flown into Washington DC who are well versed in lips to ass attachment.

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Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

Lakers Players Excited They May Actually Get A Chance To Touch The Ball Next Season

“With Kobe gone, this is our moment.”

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NEW: Trumpy Jr. Bear Comes With Prison Uniform To Change Into – Fun For All Ages

NEW: Trumpy Jr. Bear Comes With Prison Uniform To Change Into – Fun For All Ages

Due to high demand of this product, there may be a 6-8 week waiting period.

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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