Archive for Category: "Politics"


Jeff Flake Unable To Find Spine With Lips Still Firmly Attached To Trump’s Ass; Obstructs View

Thankfully, Flake will be leaving the United States Senate after this term, but a team of surgeons will be flown into Washington DC who are well versed in lips to ass attachment.

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Trump Tells Crowd Migrant Caravan Includes Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden

He seems to be hellbent on fearmongering hoping that his base won’t catch on.

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Racists Really Excited To Racist Together (VIDEO)

“The scene outside of the Donald Trump rally in Houston, Texas is being described by many as being like “Black Friday” but for racists, so, really, White Friday.”

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California Law Bans Republicans from Using ANY Public Restroom

“As Republicans work diligently to discriminate against the innocent transgender community, they completely ignore the fact that it’s Republicans themselves that are the greater threat to the public’s restroom safety.”

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God Vehemently Denies ‘Personal Relationship’ With Ted Cruz

God didn’t really want people to think he and Cruz were close.

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Groundhog Sees Republican Candidate List, Predicts Six More Months of Assholes

A crowd gathered at Gobbler’s Knob early this morning, awaiting the emergence of the famed groundhog named Punxsutawney Phil.

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Ted Cruz Found Ineligible To Run For President

This should really be of no surprise to anyone…

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Obama Pretty Sure He Should Just Run For Third Term

I just can’t allow all my progress to backslide into the pit of despair again. I can be like the FDR of the new millennium.

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Ben Carson: ‘Jesus Was The First Founding Father To Sign The Declaration Of Independence’

Appearing on Fox News recently, Republican candidate Dr. Ben Carson was talking about his plans for the nation if he were to become president.

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Chaffetz Forced To Admit Planned Parenthood Video Was Scene From 1988 Movie ‘Child’s Play’

“Look at what has been done to this baby,” Chaffetz had said.

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