Archive for Category: "Almost News"


Racists Really Excited To Racist Together (VIDEO)

“The scene outside of the Donald Trump rally in Houston, Texas is being described by many as being like “Black Friday” but for racists, so, really, White Friday.”

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Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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Donald Trump Diagnosed With Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe John Miller really does exist.

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President Obama Requests Donald Trump’s Birth Certificate

It’s only fair, right?

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Paul Ryan To Endorse Hillary Clinton

Good on Ryan for putting the nation before his party.

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First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

It had to happen sooner or later.

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Fuck

There’s really nothing left to say.

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Creepy Bully Hates Being Bullied By Narcissistic D-bag

Poor wittle Teddy haz a sad.

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Watch Carly Fiorina Fall Through Trapdoor Back To Depths Of Hell After Announcing Cruz

She can only appear in daylight for moments at a time.

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Mary Pat Christie Endorses Hillary Clinton

Well, we knew this was coming…

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