Articles By: Chris H.


Trump Vows To Put His Own Face On American Currency (IMAGE)

“Can you imagine? I’m told it’s a very handsome face.”

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First Gender Verification Officers Deployed to Enforce NC’s Bathroom Bill

It had to happen sooner or later.

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Obama To Send In Seal Team 6 In Attempt To Free Chris Christie

President Obama has vowed to do whatever it takes to try to release former presidential candidate and New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie from this desperate hostage situation.

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All Guns Carried Into School Libraries and Common Areas Must Have Silencers

This is their proposed solution?!

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Ted Cruz’s Wife And Kids Now Campaigning for Rubio

Heidi Cruz and the kids were seen at a campaign rally for Rubio in North Carolina today wearing Rubio Tee shirts and passing out pamphlets.

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Kanye Asks Wife Kim To Make Another Sex Tape To Raise One Billion For ‘His Dreams’

Well, that’s certainly one way to do it.

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McConnell: Only Nominee We’ll Consider Must Be White, Conservative, Christian and Male

He didn’t mince words at all.

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Queen Elizabeth Threatens To Place America Under British Rule Again

She’s had just about enough of our shenanigans.

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Obama Vows To Spend Remainder Of Presidency Finding Cure For Republican Insanity

“There is a virulent strain of insanity attacking the Republican party and I vow here and now, to spend the remainder of my presidency trying to find a cure for it.”

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Trump Announces Running Mate — Himself

“I don’t need any of these losers by my side when I can do the job myself.”

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