Articles By: Brent Youngren


Romney Claims that Denying Climate Change Will Benefit 3rd World

At a rally early Thursday morning Republican Presidential candidate Willard Mitt Romney spent part of speech addressing the United State’s role in the developing world.

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Mega Millions Winner Killed on the Way to Claim Prize

Eager to claim his share of the $640 million prize, he left his home early Monday morning and headed towards the Maryland State Lottery offices. Unfortunately Mr. Talby never made it to the lottery commission office.

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Justice Thomas Declares His Own Marriage Unconstitutional

In an interview with Jet magazine Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas reveled that if he had been on the court in 1967, when it made its historic decision in the Loving v. Virginia case, he probably would have voted to uphold Virginia’s Racial Integrity Act of 1924.

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Santorum’s Plan to End College Indoctrination

The former senator is releasing details of his plan for reforming higher education in the United States.

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Congress Announces Daily Deal

A previously unknown joint committee of the United States Congress has recently announced plans for a program that could bring in $200 billion dollars to the US Treasury in just a single day.

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Church of Scientology Launches Media Campaign

The Church of Scientology has just launched a new media campaign in an attempt to encourage new followers to their faith.

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Caption Contest 2

Let us know what Newt Gingrich might be saying to his wife Callista. Have fun!

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Lactating Mothers Organize Pump-In

On Tuesday La Leche League, an international breast-feeding organization, will protest federal rules regarding breast milk at sites across the country.

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REM Singer Registers for Copyright of His Dancing

The alternative band REM may have split up, but lead singer Michael Stipe is still making headlines. Stipe recently registered for copyright protection of his distinctive style of dancing which Stipe has named ‘White Guy Rhythm’ .

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64% of Americans Miss the Cold War

A recent poll of Americans between the ages of 30 and 50 found that a large majority of them would prefer the return of the Cold War as an alternative to our current War on Terror.

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