Sarah Palin Blames Obama For Her Inability To Put Together A Coherent Sentence

As you’ve probably heard by now, former Gov. Sarah Palin decided to blame President Obama for her son being a douchebag. Well, she’s at it again and now she’s blaming the president for something that’s been plaguing her for the longest time — her inability to put together a coherent sentence.

In a sit down interview with Palin we asked her how the president has affected her ability to speak as though she’s an adult. She told us:

“You know, that gosh darn President Obama is also and always saying what to therefore things and making altogether other fellows constitution babies and rifles. What I need to bother other times and also there to climb freedom and giraffes. It’s Obama’s fault. Never once a doorbell clinked on the steamboat of Disneyland and gophers who built a great NASCAR bellybutton. You know, dontcha?”

Her comments come after her long-winded incomprehensible endorsement of Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump. We’re still not sure how President Obama is to blame for her inability to form a clear thought, but we’ll keep you up to date as more details arise.

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