TLC To Air New Reality Series: 17 GOP Candidates And Counting

With candidates stacking up as high as food at a local church pancake breakfast, TLC has decided to add a new reality show to the mix that is sure to be extremely entertaining. The new show is set to feature the growing cast of characters that make up the contenders for the Republican nomination for president in 2016. The show is aptly called “17 Candidates and Counting” — obviously a play off the recently cancelled “19 Kids and Counting” that got squashed because they were harboring a child molester and condoning it.

The new show is set to air next week after the first presidential debate. One can only imagine all the hidden moments that will be captured that aren’t always seen by the viewing public after a candidates PR team washes everything off with speech bleach to make sure they appear squeaky clean.

The cast of characters is set to include:

  1. Jeb Bush
  2. Ben Carson
  3. Chris Christie
  4. Ted Cruz
  5. Carly Fiorina
  6. Lindsey Graham
  7. Mike Huckabee
  8. Jim Gilmore
  9. Bobby Jindal
  10. John Kasich
  11. George Pataki
  12. Rand Paul
  13. Rick Perry
  14. Marco Rubio
  15. Rick Santorum
  16. Donald Trump
  17. Scott Walker

We’ll undoubtedly see gaffs and flubs and more “oops” moments, but we may also see the softer side of the GOP. The side that shows them as actually family men and woman, and not the evil scoundrels that seek to eliminate benefits from public workers, veterans, and the poor while telling women they can’t control their bodies and gay people they can’t get married all while chanting “freedom” like some cultish church of Hypocritisms.

TLC will begin airing promos for the new reality show during the debate so that everyone will be sure to tune in.

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