GOP To Announce Who’s Not Running For President In Effort To Make Things Easier

With Republican after Republican lining up for their chance at the Oval Office in 2016, the Republican National Committee (RNC) has just announced that they will be releasing a list of names that will include everyone who will not be running for the Republican nomination.

The list, about 14 names long, includes John Boehner and Mitch McConnell — they know too many people hate them, so really — why bother?

This year, more than any other seems like many are feeling its their moment in the sun. Or rather, for people like Rand Paul and several others, a chance to sell a new book and pretend to be doing something useful when, in fact, they are just turning oxygen in to CO2.

Some on the list of who ARE running include oldie’s but goodies like Rick Santorum and the pervy Mike Huckabee, but newbies to the race like Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson are definitely offering the GOP voters more than just the standard issue grumpy old white men.

It’s really going to be an interesting race. The RNC will be releasing the list soon after Jeb Bush announces his candidacy. Many in the news media are looking forward to the disclosure from the party.

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