Kanye West Now Official Spokesman for Massengill Douches


In a press release today the marketing department at Massengill announced that for the first time ever a man will represent one of their products.

Kanye West, the famed rapper/producer has been chosen to be the first ever male spokesperson for Massengill Douches. Massengill has been providing cleaning products and feminine hygiene products since 1898.

When asked why they chose Kanye for this honor, Massengill public relations director Clive Cluster had this to say:

“We’ve been toying with the idea for a while. Kanye first caught our eye last year during the Grammy Awards. After this year’s Grammys, when the Kanye railed at the press that Beyoncé should have won album of the year over Beck; we knew we couldn’t find anyone else who best epitomizes a douche. “

No word yet if the Kanye Douche will be scented.

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