President Obama To Send In Carol From The Walking Dead To Destroy ISIS


President Obama is about to tell ISIS to “look at the flowers.”

In an effort to combat the increasing presence of ISIS militants in Iraq and Syria, President Obama is sending in Carol from The Walking Dead to take them out in a matter of minutes.

“Airstrikes are working,” said the or president in an exclusive interview with Free Wood Post. “However, they are just no working fast enough. After watching last week’s episode of The Walking Dead the answer to our problems revealed itself. Carol is a badass. She took Terminus out in only a matter of minutes…. and they were just as ruthless as the militants we are dealing with in the Middle East. My administration and the rest of the nation are looking forward to watching her tear apart their regime.”

We here at Free Wood Post are just as excited.

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