Investigators Continue Frantic Search for Sanity of Republican Party


In a race against time, investigators continue their frantic search for yet another day in the hopes of finding any trace of Republican sanity. It is believed to have taken off from a dusty airfield in Iowa some years ago and its whereabouts has yet to be determined.

Most say it veered off course somewhere around 2000, though some believe it was many years earlier. There are few leads to go on, and the search has gone from coast to coast, plus Hawaii and unfortunately Alaska.

Current GOP party stars Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Rand Paul, Louie Gohmert, Steve King, Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, and Rick Santorum steadfastly deny that it’s even missing, but the search continues nonetheless.

Hopes remain that the black box can be found and be analyzed to determine what exactly went wrong and who was to blame.

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