President Obama Politely Asks For His Balls Back, GOP Refuses

In the latest attempt to gain some ground in Washington DC, President Obama called for a meeting with the Republican Congressional leaders. He sat down gently, looked them in the eyes and said, “May I please have my balls back, I would like to see the country move forward, and not sit stagnate while regressing to the point of utter chaos.”

Speaker Boehner (R-OH), and Senate Minority Leader McConnell (R-KY) replied, “No, now give us your candy too..” They proceeded to leave immediately leaving the President without dignity, and without candy.

President Obama is planning another meeting next week in hopes of compromise. He’s hoping for perhaps being able to gain back at least one ball, if the GOP wants to keep the other and the candy. If that doesn’t work out, President Obama will proceed to buy them all lunch, because that proves to America that he is bipartisan.

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